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[Jun. 3rd, 2006|09:46 am] |
Well,
I am actually starting to panic now. It is impossible to teach myself 2 years of geography within one week, shit. So far i have learnt 4 case studies out of 15 YESSSS.. And i don't think i've even really looked at maths, oh well.
Yesterday I went to Tunbridge Wells with Tom and his Mum&Dad to a theatre to see some comedy thing called 'Book Club'. I thought it was gonna be well shizzle but i laughed so much i nearly had a panic attack, there was a man playing the accordian, and he did a cover of Toxic by Britney Spears and Kiss by Prince - hilarious btw.
Anywayy i did get up early for a reason, i need to go and teach myself.. 11(?) case studies and i've only got today and tomorrow, GOODLUCK LIZA basically.
Oh yeah and im getting a hair cut at 2.45 YESS :) |
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[May. 13th, 2006|12:18 pm] |
WELL yesterday was probably the best day of school i have ever had! Although i don't know why everyone's crying when there are still 2 days left..
But basically since thursday everyone has been acting as if everyday is the last and it's WELL funny. And people have written such sweet things in my book i don't think i wanna leave now :( /OH YEAH i do. that was a bit of a lie, sorry. (only the part about not wanting to leave).
and SHIT music exam is in 9 days! then its English Lit! shit shat! Right now i just want exams to be over then HIYA READING FEST + LONGEST SUMMER OF MY LIFE.
Still can't get myself to revise OH WELL. I'm sure i will when i start to rly panic.
ps Fireworks/"pyrotechnics" in Preston Park tonight anyone?
pps hahah oh yeah i went to the chinese state circus the other day it was well boring/hilarious but they completely dragged it on so it was a mostly shit. And there wernt any chinese dwarfs which is blatantly all i went for. gutted tbh. |
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[Apr. 8th, 2006|03:24 pm] |
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[Feb. 12th, 2006|08:14 pm] |
Okay, so it's the begining of half term and i am READING A BOOK. I'm actually quite impressed with myself, even if it is by the author of 'Princess Diaries'. Basically, is anyone up for the mish to London on valentines day to try and buy a ticket to see the Kooks on the door? COME ON, adventure and a half. Why do i always get ill at the very start of any kind of holiday off school? No one can understand a word im saying because my sister apparently worked out that everything i say translates to 'wheezem mc wheezewheeze schlurp'. And now mother's calling me darth vader. I love how amazingly comical my family are. This week has been quite uneventful and i've got a bad feeling this one coming up will be too due to my lack of healthiness and workaholicness. Oh yeah that's another thing. FUCK OFF SHEVVERS! She wouldn't let me rip out some pages of my art book to do my GCSE because "it's cheating blahblah" but miss Smith OFFERED her class to take more papaer home with them?! Cunt springs to mind. Anyway, if anyone's up for London please please please let me know. ps anyone know if you have to get tickets for hots before the gig for the 15th?? cheers lads xxx |
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[Dec. 20th, 2005|04:24 pm] |
im at work. in the holidays. working. earning a living. this is a joke. havnt even got payed yet and i need money for christmas shoppingg, money goes in on friday CUTTING IT A BIT FINE but oh well. My family wont mind getting a voucher each, it's the thought that counts.
ps ENTERTAIN ME?!?!?! |
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[Dec. 3rd, 2005|12:30 am] |
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Finished my exams EVENTUALLLLLLYY.
Blatantly failed them all. Bovad?? ;] Who rly needs Maths, English, Geography, Science and Music anyway??
Not me.
Harry Potter chamber of secrets on itv2 tomorrow. Score. And Gay Nathan dancing on TV with Lilly Savage next friday night, sorted!!!!!!1
Basically, i know i said i'd put all the pictures from aimi's party on here.
But
I rly can't be bothered. It was rly good though, a week ago, but good. Havn't updated in a while KAY?
SO tonight i had plans to go to the pub etc with a bunch of people. But i ended up forgetting to tell them, SO i went to Leo's instead and we watched Madagaska [quality] and Freddy Got Fingered [rank.] and we called up Tuckers but they only had a bloody POWER CUT and were not delivering so we decided to have a go at making a ham and cheese omlette which rly didnt work but was quite fun. And i saw his step dad. aka
hahahahahahaha.
what a Norge ledge <3 (norweigan).
What are people doing tomorrow night???
SHIT i need to go xmas shopping rly rly badly. I think ill force tom to come with me tomorrow after band practice. Then on sunday im going to the sunday market at the train station car park then for a coffee with alice! Should be niicee.
However, this doesn't mean you should hold back on informing me of any evening events!! LET ME KNOW.
xxxx

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[Nov. 16th, 2005|09:51 pm] |
Right gotta make this speedy as lost starts in NINE MINS shitttt. Got my art mock result! I got C!! which is okay, as i did less work for it than my previous exam and somehow got a higher grade .. ? But to be honest im just glad i passed, espesh with shevvers. cunt. Went to look around Bhasvic tonight, so many people go there that i thought went to varndean!! Which actually makes it slightly better. And i liked it alot more than varndean im so excited about college now!!! Please please God let me pass my GCSE's so i get in. I've been really stressed about school recently, i fell completely behind with all my coursework. Still havn't done half of my geography which was due in in July, finished Frankenstein yesterday but rushed the end im shit with conclusions so did what i always do in this situation; repeated myself :] i've gotten well bad at english aswell. I swear i used to be naturally good, now i have to TRY. And im still not good! So yeah, need to get back on top then just REVISE REVISE REVISE. But is anyone else finding it strange how none of the teachers are actually going over anything about our mocks and continuing to teach us bollocks?? do they WANT us to fail??
grr WHY CANT WE JUST HAVE LIKE NO GCSES AND BE LIKE AN AMERICAN SCHOOL WHERE U JUST HAVE TO PASS EACH YEAR!!
actually, im glad we don't have that.
I'd still be in year 2.
I miss the Stanford days :[ xxx |
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[Nov. 10th, 2005|05:40 pm] |
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Today and yesterday i have been off school with an ill stomach bug thing which is a bit shit but im quite loving it rly as it gives me a chance to catch up on coursework.
JUST started Frankylanky today and realised ive forgotten it all. Does anyone know if Frankenstein dies???????
Shit.
ohohoh bought some well nice trainers on ebay today theyre like sort of those boxingboot style ive been looking for some for literally AGES and not a single shop in brighton sells them so i was quite pleased :]
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You stringer'ns will be seeing them on monday ;) excited?? I AM. It's quite pathetic how i actually am excited over a pair of shoes. But i HAVE been inside all today && yesterday so..
Actually thats a lie. I went to varndean yesterday, NOT IMPRESSED to be honest. The music was SHIT absolute actual shit. But the art and photography was quite amazing. And all the people seemed rly nice and somehow my dad knows the head of art and was acting like a cool cucmber infront of him like "oh yess, well u know, ive got a really good job at the moment yeah" - he only started it yesterday?? Then there was my sister who insisted on coming and just laughed at a picture of arses that someone had painted in art? I hate my family.
Will probably go to Bhasvic i thinkkk.
is anyone else???
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[Nov. 2nd, 2005|04:30 pm] |
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today has been the crappest day all week.
apart from lunch which was spent with aimi kitty and fleur resiting all the lines from napoleon dynamite that we could remember.
and then fleur was acting out that part where theyre singing that song in sign language, but she was gettin rly into it and these little year 7 girls walked passed and stopped and pointed at her with a weird look on their faces. HAHAHAHA was quite funny rly.
then we went to go and see the others who were listening to ellas music composition in mr davisons room apart frm when we walked in what they were actually doing was 'all that jazz' ??? with ella on the piano, ines singing and ellie on the drums. ellie looked well proud when she managed to get her 3 beats right. [which was literally taptapchingching]
the 2nd time she went wrong.
what the hell is this new 'LJ' thing? i dont like it. all it does it tells you birthdays bytheway HAPPY BIRTHDAY FOR TOMORROW AIMI. i'm going to make you a card as soon as ive posted this. and done my art. and gone to look around northbrook. so if you dont actually get it TOMORROW expect it soon kay.
is anyone else going to look around northbrook? there isnt actually a chance in hell that i'll go there as
1) its a mish. 2) the presentation was shit. 3) i think its just a college for hippies. 4) ..and music tech geeks.
but im going to have a look literally only because of the soundtrack to the presentation they gave in assembly hahaha was mega dancey and amazing.
oh and because my mum and dad are making me go. and because its a pleasent avoidence of art SHITSHITSHIT gotta show shevvers my art book tomorrow and shes going to make me sketch boxes wrapped in white paper as my punishment when she realises i havnt actually done any more work and our exams on monday.
i hate her. i actually wish shed get run over and die im going to talk to mr malins about it.
not about her getting run over. about trying to get her FIRED!!!!!!! shes bloody shit as and complains from the moment u walk in the door and when u havnt finished homework she moves u its like erm thats rly gonna make it finished isnt it..?
IDIOT!!!!!!!!! IUHRUGHRIUGHNUSHRG
everyone who hates mrs shevlin SIGN A PETITION!!
ps anyone realise that the japs have dissapeard from our pe lessons?? i miss them being in the fitness suite and running as first as the treadmill will go :[ hahah i could actually just sit there laughing at them all lesson and walk out 5 stone lighter. JUST FROM LAUGHING. |
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[Oct. 30th, 2005|08:13 pm] |
Basically. Niki is lying, this is how it REALLY went.
i spied something interesting [ ohmyactualgosh ] and texted niki. Niki rang me and we decided she should hurry over to analyse the information we had.
then the rest of the evening went as followed:
- literally massivest spider on my wall. - niki & i shriek and demand mother comes to hoover it up. the spider slyly darts behind my mirror BUT, we outsmarted it and started vigerously whacking the mirror and it popped over the top. so on came the hoover and we sucked it right up. it was truly immense. - i insist hoover is removed from my room in the likely case of it springing out again and crawling on me in my sleep til i die. or eat it.
and when we got back from babysitting where was the hoover? In my room. and had the spider escaped? YES IT BLOODY HAD and is currently imprisoned in a plastic little mermaid cup torture chamber, there it shall stay until it has suffocated. but probably longer as im too scared to lift the cup up incase its actually alive and attacks me.
anyway, my evening continued: - me and niki still in a state of shock go and walk my dog to varndean fields [haha] slashspyabitmore - it is raining and niki doesnt have a hood so me being the creative genius i am invent her a dog poo bag granny hat which infact made her look like a human condom. - we then go and almost collect jen from the wrong house [nikis fault obvz.] but luckily i had a good memory and put niki straight, it was infact number 5!! [??i think] - me and niki laugh at jens twin brother and try and seduce him through her front window whilst waiting for her to come. - jen appears in some tights/socks which are supposed to stay up but dont coz shes an actual stick insect. I offer to make her a hollister for them, not for her guns. - back at the ranch we collect our dvd selection and decide we have time for a bit of boppit and free drum lessons. - niki was shit. - we venture down the road to the house we are supposed to be babysitting. - bush pokes my eye ball out. - we turn up at house, me crying out of one eye, the kids run and hide so we put on dodge ball and have quiet chats. - long scraggly haired Billy [billy_bong@hotmail] the blatant 11 year old stoner tells us to shutup or go to another room. - lucky for him we decide to cooperate & go and talk in another room aka RAID THE KITCHEN YEAH chocolate draw omgoshghhh, kettle chips <333, bread sticks, mini cheddars CARB HEAVEN - niki does ballet whilst jen raids the fridge and smothers her face silly in yogurt. niki is pissing herself and i film it. - we make prank calls & form a cult - "we hate **w**" . ive well missed being immature. - we send the kiddiess to bed and make them a story in RHYME using toys. every last word rhymed with WILLY. - we take some pervo peado pictures which are actually the hilarity but apparently illegal. - FUCK THE POLICEE - we find a naked 'Ken' doll and burn a hole in its anal area & make some very funny very immature videos. accidently, all the arms and legs fall off so we hide the evidence and make some videos of brushing jens hair with a broom. she looks dashing. not alot else happened blahblah legally blonde - POW we're home. BLAHBLAH myspace BLAHBLAH livejounral blogz damien kiddy fidler. - suddenly my computer is broken and we are in bed making jen turn off the light because she is closest. - they tell me the story of the legless 80 yr old woman who gets raped in the mental home then rolls down a hill because she has no legs.
SICK.
i pissed myself silly.
- niki stretches out giving jen no room. real harsh. we gang up on her and make her sleep on the broken side of the bed so if it collapses we will still be comfy. jen doesn't really understand. and then we make her turn the pc off because she was bl8z closest!!!!! [furthest away]
umm.. anything else? oh yeah how could i forget, highlight of the evening:
- NIKI SNORING IN MY EAR LIKE A DROWNING/slurping GUINEAPIG - also, hahahahahhahahah according to niki a twat is not a vagina but infact.. a pregnant fish or mole ??? - ps niki has vagina eyes. - pps my computer is broken and its all yr fault nixxx.
 CHOCOLATE DRAW!!!!! gollllllllllllyyyyyy!!!!
 wickid cool.
soz guysss this is literally massive |
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[Oct. 10th, 2005|08:50 pm] |
ive just realised in every single one of my (three) posts ive mentioned pissing my pants.
IM NOT A FREAK. it just happens when i laugh. alot. i dont mean like "haha *soaked*" i mean like "hahahhaasnortsnort*cantbreathedie TRICKLE*"
sorry that was quite graphic. ps its my birthday in 3 days. the big ONE SIX! send me a card yeah?cool. |
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[Oct. 10th, 2005|08:20 pm] |
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then even had the cheek to ask me to hoover my room as our cleaner has recently quit due to having cancerBLAHBLAH. [jokez, love her. ohh sue the do <3 i miss her so].
i only agreed to do it because i like the sound of hoovering 1p coins. *CHINKCHINKCHINK*. dont be racist. also it's quite satisfying.
so today was a pretty average day. slight nauze having assembly then double pe first thing monday morning though. but'cha know, gotta act all "into it" and sportlike as i'm deputy senior sports captain but actually got a D in my gcse so i have to worm my way into miss lezzo huberts good books so she doesn't sack me. because then i'd have to go through the trauma of handing in my shirt & badge. aka i won't be able to push into the front of the canteen queue any longer.
BUT it was volley ball [doss lesson involving me, ella & mya shreiking and running around, firing the balls at the chinese student peoples heads] so it was all good. then FITNESS SUITE. must have lost atLEAST 58786.3 pounds sitting on the tread mill getting shot off then pissing myself, getting back on and doing it again etc.
ps anyone know what they're doing for the art mock??? i think i might do differences but can't decide whether to do a)that person thing or 2) a journey. but everyone seems to be doing c. i cant even remember what b was OHWELL.
lunch was good, we made a list of music for my party [EXCITEMENT.ps thanks grace for offering to make me a CD] and ate homemade brownies. god i am actually WELL good at them. if i fail all my other gcse's i may even consider making it my profession. JUST for the enjoyment of it [&& licking the mix obvz] as i can't actually eat anything slightly chocolatey, too sickly.
ANYWAY. You'd best all be coming to my party or i might actually hate u forever. if u don't ur sick, and u live in your own SICK world.
SUNDAY THE 16TH OCTOBER AT THE CONCORDE 2. 8-11pm £3 ON THE DOOR TO GET IN SEE U THERE YEAH? KTHNX. ps invite people. no one who might start a fight though. NONO we don't want that! s'laters. Liza xxx |
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[May. 29th, 2005|07:58 pm] |
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| | owner of a lonely hearrtt | ] | okk accidently forgot to post this yesterday so pretend i did.
im on a roll, TWO posts. RIGHT, yesterday was wellll goood. with the exception of realising i left the house with two different shoes on and mother having to drive me back home to get a different one.
anywayy.. double rounders was surprisingly enjoyable, mr hooker is so obviously a bigger balder version of chris hopper. and everytime he calls me "miss fawcett" i do actually wet myself. and i was SHOCKED :O when rory came up to me when i was batting and gave my a cymbol which was a bit embarassing to carry home, he could have given me a fucking smaller bag instead of a bloody suitcase, but thanks all the same rory <3 Then had some science lessons blahblah forest gump. then MATHS = a molestation fest (mr stone&sorrel). that was a buncha laughs really, mr stone was pissed because he'd been to the pub at lunch with mr greggors.
Came home from schooool,left the house with odd shoes, raved it up at the dentists, got tricked/forced into going to asda slipped FABS and alcohol into the ttrolley, the usual. mished it all the way to the bus stop outside my house, BUT
i needed to be at borders at EIGHT. and the next bus was FIVE TO. so when mother rudely refused to give me a lift coz she had "too many glasses of wine" a.k.a. shes an alcoholic, i decided to walk the whole way but accidently left my mp3 at home. so after my tragic musicless journey, finally met up with tom and we went down to the beach and sat on the pebbles wining and dining until we realised we were actually quitee drunk. i got hit by some gangstuhs playing football - by the ball not them. that hurt a bit and i thought i was going to die because i was drunk but as u can see i am still very much alive.
THEN remembered why i was at the beach = ELLE'S BIRTHDAY! and rang and met up with her. Me n tom socialised with the gang it was granddd and tom got his cock piercing out.dont remember alot more, except aimi stroking his piercing and laughing and everyone trying to take a pic but tom being an utter tit about it. and HARRIET!! that was soo weirdd. oh yeah, toilet breaks! bout a million of them in the odeon but the old cleaner (bl8ently a perv. tryin to "clean out" the girls loo's) made us leave the premesis becoz someone was smoking in there which was quite obviously a fire hazard or something reFUCKINGdiculous like that. umm came home in the taxi with ella and stefan. tried going on webcam, broke the computer, went to bed. |
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[Mar. 9th, 2005|04:16 pm] |
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The Go!Team were ACTUALLY amazing. I almost wet myself. More than once.
We danced and jumped and screamed and i trod on ellas foot but she doesnt mind coz i took some really attractive photos of her. Evry1 was well sober, even got PHOTOGRAFIK EVIDENCE ^ ^ ^
Got some gd pikchars. Took loads of the buff boy band supporting and THE PIPETTES WHO MAY I SAY WERE OMFGZ AMAZING X INFINITE!!!! i <3 them so much. but 2 be honest im a bit pissed off with them right now bcoz the only songs they have on limewire are this simon says one NO THANKQ and one of there other ones which is NOT the love love love one. GRR.
anywayyy i had a nice time.
and thoroughly enjoyed wearing my new clothes.
Btw everyone this is my first entry ROUNDOFAPPLAUSE if u please. ohh i used to love it when mr lynch did them and clapped in a circle. funny funny guy.
OH YEAH! TODAY on the way to school with Ella nd Mya (sorry for broadcasting this ella if u ever read it but i still cant stop laughing at it) anyway, we crossed the road when WHAMBAMTHANKYAMAM we approached a big barrel/can contraption filled with tar. ella decided to try and dodge the obsticle
BUT
... ended up falling sideways into a pile of binbags which a dog had kindly shitted on.
it was only when we got to school that ella realised it had got on her clothes and bag n had to run home in registration to get changed and spray herself. she was disTRAUGHT.
i however found it slightlyVERY amusing.
sooo
thats that.
i think
this is a reallyy big entry for a first 1 so ill start to wind it up.
starting from
now
BYE XXXX
everyone this is ELIZA by the way. |
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